Dilbert (Dilbert's Theorem, 8.1.2005 22:20)

Dilbert's Theorem
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1:
Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2:
Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time

Since:
Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
Then:
Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion:
The less you know, the more you make.